Today in celebrity gossip: Shia LaBeouf got in a drunken "bar brawl" in London, Justin Bieber's team want him to go to rehab, and Nick Cannon is simply livid with Chelsea Handler. Shia LaBeouf, celebrated performance artist on Opposite Day, has taken a brief sabbatical from redefining "creativity" to get blasted and head butt strangers in London pubs! According to TMZ, a "nuclear argument" detonated between LaBeouf and some guy who had apparently disrespected LaBeouf's girlfriend's mother. You may have to watch the cell phone video linked in the article to truly appreciate how non-nuclar it all was, but it did include the sight of LaBeouf drunkenly shouting "What are you saying about my girl's mom? The next time you're tempted to criticize a home-schooled former child actor for misunderstanding intellectual property and perhaps trolling the world via skywriting under the auspices of deconstructing celebrity and art, just remember that Shia LaBeouf is super normal, more normal than most.



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