;^) Groaners' Corner

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^/ For those who may be unfamiliar with Groaners' Corner, it is a series of treads overrunning the Internet with corny jokes and puns. In the interests of fair play, I've decided that it's time to share the wealth. Those with weak stomachs or sensitive funny bones may wish to skip this thread.

;^) You've been warned.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

;^) Because he felt crumby.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why did the snowman get straight A's?

;^) Because he was a snow-it-all.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why do snowflakes make bad sailors?

;^) Because they're always a drift....

[meanngreen04]

Three men walk into a bar...





You think the 3rd would have ducked.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

Very good, sir. That's the spirit!

:^. How do you fix a deflated pumpkin?

;^) With a pumpkin patch.