;^) Groaners' Corner

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. What's the definition of a will?

;^) It's a dead giveaway.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^, Time flies like an arrow.

;^) Fruit flies like a banana.

[Dex]

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^/ Daaaang, it seems that someone bit off more than he could chew.

I'm glad I had the sound off for that one, though; my son was watching Toy Story 2 in the living room at the time, and your video was one I wouldn't want him to see.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) A backward poet writes inverse.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^, What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

;^) 'ell if I know.