Worst pick up line EVER!

[Killgorian]

Ok everyones been single once. Post up your funniest/worst pick up line ever.

Here's some of the funnier ones Ive heard/used. lol

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"Smile if you want to sleep with me."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you??"

[thisandthat]

Ok everyones been single once. Post up your funniest/worst pick up line ever.


"Pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you??"

I think ive used that one before.........

[Pac3comm1]

What up girl....wanna get a bucket of chicken and f*#K? whats the matter you dont like chicken?

[attisha619]

excuse me miss can i rub ur niples lmaooo that one works

[attisha619]

board entertainment plzzzzzzzzzz i need a couple of post

[ownmart]

board entertainment plzzzzzzzzzz i need a couple of post

useless posts like this will be disreguarded as posts for packs etc. just so you know. and responding as "oh ok" would be an example, not tryin to be a **** or anything

[RIP MOBILE-FILES]

Delete that sh*t whit get on your job lol

[RIP MOBILE-FILES]

Worst pick up line that worked the most for me is "fucc you mean. B*tch quit playing you know who i am? You should be honored that i want you to suck my dicc. Keep on i am going to leave and go fucc yo friend.

[captainkirks]

"Is that your pager or mine that just went off" Than I got the dreaded saying "my dad use to have a paper" lol

[leadnerd]

Best line that does work.....FRuck me If I'm wrong but don't i know you?

Of course Nice shoes wanna Fuc...k works also.

[Genuwine1976]

Is it me or are we the only 2 beautiful people here.

[eric303]

haha have never tried to use a pick-up line before, i was under the impression that it NEVER works lol

[darkshot7]

use the originals..."hey sexy mama"...you need a fill up? lolz

[bassboy119]

"You must be from heaven because you look like an Angel....will you take your top off so I can see your wings?"...works everytime*!!!!





*Does not actually work :'(

[Pac3comm1]

Girl you must have a ticket on your windshield....cuz you fine!

[alasfar1]

lol, why isn't your number on my phone yet? IT NEEDS TO BE

[Pac3comm1]

Girl you must be a ticket on the dash cuz you fine!

[ArkieKDealer]

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that a$$!

[drkcobra]

Start wiping the top part of her blouse, and say, "You have something on your breast."
After a few second delay...
"...Oh its my hand!"

[VicFreeze]

Guy: I can't believe what we did last night..wild, huh?
Girl: What are you talking about? We just met...
Guy: Oh, I just came back from the future...hope I didn't ruin the surprise for later *wink*

Sent from my Galaxy Tab™

[amoamare]

I stick to the simple line.
"---- the day, lets just ---- tonight!"

[t-rav]

Hey I seem to have lost my phone number can I have yours?