;^) Groaners' Corner

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^/ For those who may be unfamiliar with Groaners' Corner, it is a series of treads overrunning the Internet with corny jokes and puns. In the interests of fair play, I've decided that it's time to share the wealth. Those with weak stomachs or sensitive funny bones may wish to skip this thread.

;^) You've been warned.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

;^) Because he felt crumby.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why did the snowman get straight A's?

;^) Because he was a snow-it-all.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why do snowflakes make bad sailors?

;^) Because they're always a drift....

[meanngreen04]

Three men walk into a bar...





You think the 3rd would have ducked.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

Very good, sir. That's the spirit!

:^. How do you fix a deflated pumpkin?

;^) With a pumpkin patch.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?

;^) Because it said "concentrate."

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. Why do blondes dislike making chocolate chip cookies?

;^) Because it takes so long to peel the M&M's.

[meanngreen04]

2 Blondes are walking down the street. All of a sudden one looks and says, "Hey look at the dead bird!"



The seconds blonde looks up and says, "where? where?"

[thesmitty68521]

Who thought up all of these blonde jokes??

A brunette with nothing better to do on a Friday night....

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a gorilla?

;^) A seat on the bus.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. What's brown and sticky?

;^) A stick.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^. What's the definition of a will?

;^) It's a dead giveaway.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^, Time flies like an arrow.

;^) Fruit flies like a banana.

[Dex]

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[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^/ Daaaang, it seems that someone bit off more than he could chew.

I'm glad I had the sound off for that one, though; my son was watching Toy Story 2 in the living room at the time, and your video was one I wouldn't want him to see.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) A backward poet writes inverse.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^, What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

;^) 'ell if I know.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

:^, In democracy it's your vote that counts.

;^) In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

[Tannus]

Y did the blond snort Sweet & Low???


She thought it was diet Coke

[Tannus]

What do U call a cow with no back legs???


An utter drag

[Tannus]

What do U call a cow with no legs???

Ground beef

[cricketmodder]

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[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) Heh. My wife would kill me if I did that....

[4MUSKRAT]

thats pretty good. i need to try that.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[Tannus]

Better do quadriplegics.

In a pile of leaves

Russle

On a wall

Art

ON the door step

Matt

In the water

Bob

Male one the grill

Frank

Female on the grill

Patty

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[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

[Mr._Pseudonym]

;^) Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat ...