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Mr._Pseudonym
02-13-2010, 12:53 PM
:^/ For those who may be unfamiliar with Groaners' Corner, it is a series of treads overrunning the Internet with corny jokes and puns. In the interests of fair play, I've decided that it's time to share the wealth. Those with weak stomachs or sensitive funny bones may wish to skip this thread.
;^) You've been warned.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-13-2010, 12:54 PM
:^. Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
;^) Because he felt crumby.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-13-2010, 12:55 PM
:^. Why did the snowman get straight A's?
;^) Because he was a snow-it-all.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-13-2010, 12:55 PM
:^. Why do snowflakes make bad sailors?
;^) Because they're always a drift....
meanngreen04
02-15-2010, 05:51 PM
Three men walk into a bar...
You think the 3rd would have ducked.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-16-2010, 02:28 PM
Very good, sir. That's the spirit!
:^. How do you fix a deflated pumpkin?
;^) With a pumpkin patch.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-16-2010, 02:29 PM
:^. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
;^) Because it said "concentrate."
Mr._Pseudonym
02-16-2010, 02:30 PM
:^. Why do blondes dislike making chocolate chip cookies?
;^) Because it takes so long to peel the M&M's.
meanngreen04
02-17-2010, 01:19 AM
2 Blondes are walking down the street. All of a sudden one looks and says, "Hey look at the dead bird!"
The seconds blonde looks up and says, "where? where?"
thesmitty68521
02-17-2010, 01:24 AM
Who thought up all of these blonde jokes??
A brunette with nothing better to do on a Friday night....
Mr._Pseudonym
02-17-2010, 02:23 PM
:^. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a gorilla?
;^) A seat on the bus.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-17-2010, 02:23 PM
:^. What's brown and sticky?
;^) A stick.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-17-2010, 02:23 PM
:^. What's the definition of a will?
;^) It's a dead giveaway.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-18-2010, 09:58 PM
:^, Time flies like an arrow.
;^) Fruit flies like a banana.
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Mr._Pseudonym
02-24-2010, 03:13 PM
:^/ Daaaang, it seems that someone bit off more than he could chew.
I'm glad I had the sound off for that one, though; my son was watching Toy Story 2 in the living room at the time, and your video was one I wouldn't want him to see.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-24-2010, 03:14 PM
;^) A backward poet writes inverse.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-24-2010, 03:14 PM
:^, What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
;^) 'ell if I know.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-27-2010, 02:23 AM
:^, In democracy it's your vote that counts.
;^) In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-27-2010, 02:24 AM
;^) She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
Mr._Pseudonym
02-27-2010, 02:24 AM
;^) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Tannus
02-27-2010, 05:16 AM
Y did the blond snort Sweet & Low???
She thought it was diet Coke
Tannus
02-27-2010, 05:17 AM
What do U call a cow with no back legs???
An utter drag
Tannus
02-27-2010, 05:18 AM
What do U call a cow with no legs???
Ground beef
cricketmodder
02-28-2010, 01:05 AM
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Mr._Pseudonym
02-28-2010, 05:26 AM
;^) Heh. My wife would kill me if I did that....
4MUSKRAT
02-28-2010, 08:27 AM
thats pretty good. i need to try that.
Mr._Pseudonym
03-04-2010, 03:31 AM
;^) If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Mr._Pseudonym
03-04-2010, 03:31 AM
;^) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Mr._Pseudonym
03-04-2010, 03:32 AM
;^) The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Tannus
03-04-2010, 03:42 AM
Better do quadriplegics.
In a pile of leaves
Russle
On a wall
Art
ON the door step
Matt
In the water
Bob
Male one the grill
Frank
Female on the grill
Patty
Tannus
03-05-2010, 09:15 AM
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Tannus
03-14-2010, 05:27 AM
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Mr._Pseudonym
03-15-2010, 02:50 AM
;^) You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Mr._Pseudonym
03-15-2010, 02:50 AM
;^) Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Mr._Pseudonym
03-15-2010, 02:50 AM
;^) He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Mr._Pseudonym
10-02-2010, 12:23 PM
;^) Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat ...
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